Well, hello there. 

My name is Larry Hinkle. As you can tell from the site's poorly designed layout and functionality, I'm a copywriter. 

Over my 20+ years in advertising, I've worked for a lot of different shops. Some were great, some were good and some were not.

But I learned something at every one of them.

My work has been recognized by the New York Festivals, the London International Advertising Awards, the Silver Microphones, Adweek, and the ADDYs, to name a few. 

I've been fortunate enough to convince a large number of companies to trade their money for my words, including DISH Network, the Columbus Blue Jackets (NHL), The Broadmoor, California Casualty, Xcel Energy, AEP (American Electric Power), Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Nationwide, Time Warner, and the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, among others.

In no particular order, I love beer, zombies, stand-up comedy, cynicism, horror, Diet Coke, loud music, TV, skiing, camping, dogs, root beer, sci-fi, the colors purple, orange and black, proofreaders, the Cleveland Browns, THE Ohio State University, my friends and family, and smart advertising. I hate pretty much everything else.

Except for you and your splendiferous account, of course.

Yes, this is a shot of me and my dogs in a graveyard. In my spare time, I write horror and sci-fi stories, and I'm a member of the Horror Writers Association, the only organization in which you'll find my name in the same directory as Stephen King. 

Yes, this is a shot of me and my dogs in a graveyard. In my spare time, I write horror and sci-fi stories, and I'm a member of the Horror Writers Association, the only organization in which you'll find my name in the same directory as Stephen King.